100 Yo Mama Jokes – Can You Watch Them All?

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Complete record of jokes:
1. Yo mama so silly she thought Nickelback was a refund
2. Yo mama so fats when she dies in Call of Duty the participant will get a 5-particular person kill streak
3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the opposite path
4. Yo mama so furry when she gave delivery to you, you bought carpet burn
5. Yo mama so silly she thought seaweed was one thing that fish smoke
6. Yo mama so quick she dangle glides on a Dorito
7. Yo mama so fats when Dracula sucked her blood he received diabetes
8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder mentioned “I can’t fix that”
9. Yo mama so silly she purchased tickets to Xbox Live
10. Yo mama so previous her first Christmas was the primary Christmas
11. Yo mama so ugly when she regarded out of her window she received arrested for mooning
12. Yo mama so silly she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
13. Yo mama so previous when she farts mud comes out
14. Yo mama so fats she received arrested for carrying 10 kilos of crack
15. Yo mama so silly she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night time
17. Yo mama so fats she needed to be baptized at SeaWorld
18. Yo mama so silly she thought fruit punch was a homosexual boxer
19. Yo mama so furry Bigfoot took her image
20. Yo mama so ugly when she went right into a haunted home she got here out with a job utility
21. Yo mama so silly she tried to climb Mountain Dew
22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
23. Yo mama so fats when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven
24. Yo mama so quick you may see her legs on her driver’s license
25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to avoid wasting milk
26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
27. Yo mama so fats half of her is in a parallel universe
28. Yo mama so furry she shaves with a weed whacker
29. Yo mama so previous after I instructed her to behave her age she died
30. Yo mama so quick she broke her leg getting off the bathroom
31. Yo mama so fats her splash assault does harm
32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted via her wall he mentioned “Oh no!”
33. Yo mama so fats when she climbed right into a monster truck it turned a lowrider
34. Yo mama so silly she yelled into an envelope as a result of she needed to ship a voicemail
35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty mentioned goodbye
36. Yo mama so previous she sat subsequent to Moses in third grade
37. Yo mama so fats she would not want internet, she’s already world broad
38. Yo mama so silly she studied for a drug take a look at
39. Yo mama so furry she stars in Donkey Kong video games
40. Yo mama so fats when she made a PS3 account your complete community crashed
41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection mentioned “I quit”
42. Yo mama so fats she jumped up within the air and received caught
43. Yo mama so silly when she heard it was “chilly” outdoors she ran and received a bowl
44. Yo mama so fats she places on her belt with a boomerang
45. Yo mama so ugly she provides Freddy Krueger nightmares
46. Yo mama so poor geese throw bread at her
47. Yo mama so silly she received fired from the M&M manufacturing unit for throwing out the W’s
48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile again
49. Yo mama so fats I took an image of her final Christmas and it is nonetheless printing
50. Yo mama so poor she hangs bathroom paper out to dry
51. Yo mama so ugly when she performed the Scary Maze sport, the image mentioned “I quit!”
52. Yo mama so fats Stephen Hawking primarily based his black gap idea on her asshole
53. Yo mama so ugly her delivery certificates is an apology letter from the Trojan Man
54. Yo mama so quick when she smokes weed she will be able to’t even get excessive
55. Yo mama so fats when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad
56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick folks’s fingers
57. Yo mama so fats she wants cheat codes for Wii Fit
58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone man denied her good friend request
59. Yo mama so furry she has afros on her nipples
60. Yo mama so fats she’s a map on Call of Duty
61. Yo mama so fats after I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck
62. Yo mama so fats even Kirby cannot eat her
63. Yo mama so ugly on the strip membership folks pay her to maintain her garments on
64. Yo mama so fats her stomach button will get house quarter-hour earlier than she does
65. Yo mama so silly when she received locked in a grocery retailer, she starved to loss of life
66. Yo mama so ugly she’s the rationale Sonic the Hedgehog runs quick
67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the rubbish truck with a buying record (Wreck-It Ralph)
68. Yo mama so silly she threw water on the pc to place out a flame battle
69. Yo mama so fats even Dora could not discover her
70. Yo mama so furry the one language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca)
71. Yo mama so fats when she walked by the TV, you missed your complete present (Breaking Bad)
72. Yo mama so quick she dedicated suicide by leaping up and doing
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